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Friday, November 10, 2006

Important Xmas shopping notes..........

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Top Ten Reasons to install a Fence.

1. Neighbor just installed a fence, took ownership of your pool
2. Someone has been sneaking in and shearing mohawks on all of your sheep
3. Neighborhood cat gang keeps coming through and roughing up your dog
4. You spotted an endangered species in the backyard, want to trap it / eat it
5. Because your never planning on accessing those 7 cars anyway
6. Local Walrus keeps using the pool univited
7. Someone pitched a tent in your backyard and wont pay you rent
8. Your yard is sloped and your tired of rolling all the way down the hill
9. Your neighbors Horse keeps using your wifes feedbag
10. Installing deck sideways is too costly

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Quotations

"Good fences make good neighbors." - Robert Frost (ironically, in the poem "Mending Wall").

"A good neighbour is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it." - Arthur Baer

"There is something about jumping a horse over a fence, something that makes you feel good. Perhaps it's the risk, the gamble. In any event it's a thing I need." - William Faulkner

"Fear is the highest fence." - Dudley Nichols

"Don't Fence Me In (song)" - Cole Porter

"Answering all of you fence questions long before you ask them" - The World Famous Fence Wizard

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Friday, November 10, 2006

Important Xmas shopping notes..........

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A new indoor fence solution from Supply Rack.

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Top Ten Reasons to install a Fence.

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